Melbourne Town

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It's up in Melbourne Town I'm doing beer bongs for chases
and I'm drinking VB on a regular basis
the money is tight and I live at my mums house
at the end of the night I got my dick in some chicks mouth
and a bottle of red and a plastic tape recorder
and I'm smoking cigarettes so my life keeps getting shorter
reppin the buttoned shirts in the Macedon Ranges
my nights a fucking blur I'm smoking reefers with strangers
or I'm beating the dangers of a bank account with Westpac
with no cash and no stash keep finding ways to get whacked
big fucking trip I'll just stare at the ceiling
I get the bitches on my dick when I rhyme about my feelings
and my dealings with the banks they all get on top of me
I lie awake at night planning a big fucking robbery
and it bothers me it seems to be that youve won the lottery
when the milk in my cereals a fucking commodity
I got no friends so I sit at home puffing endo
and Id pull an all nighter just to play my nintendo
cause I'm still unemployed so everyday I get to sleep in
but I cant even afford to buy the food that I'm eating
and my kitchen appliances all have different alliances
I always burn my toast and I have to call the fireman
or I'm lying in my bed just having a good time
or I'm fucked out of my head on some victimless crime
I've got the wickedest lines the wittiest lines
I'm a professional purveyor of your cheapest wines bitch
and my pitch it aint so great I sing out of tune when I get up on stage
and I never get paid more than the minimum wage
just enough to get a pint and a ticket for the train
so I can get to the place where my band is booked to play
but the promoter cuts our quota cause he cant afford to pay


from Bob's Your Uncool, released November 27, 2013



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